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42 Weird And Hilarious Products That People Actually Used In The Past

In the decades before Amazon reviews, people used to buy some crazy things.

This “beauty micrometer” let users know where makeup needed to be applied, 1937

 

The Dimple Maker, 1936

 

Hair permer, 1930

 

An icemask which promised to beat hangovers, 1947

This shower hood was used to protect hair from getting wet, 1970

The Isolater which helped writers focus by blocking out all sights and sounds, 1925

 

A vibrating rubber finger that massaged your gums

 

The Pack Smoker, 1955

 

The Egg Cuber for turning regular eggs into square eggs

 

The Scalp Molester – a massager made up of 480 articifical fingers

 

Clamps that helped to teach your kid to walk

The Orgy Shower

A box that blasted your head with ultraviolet rays in hopes of curing diseases

The Dog Squeezer (a restraint), 1940

 

Bikes for your feet

 

Motorized roller skates, 1961

 

A toilet mask that bleached skin to remove “imperfections”

A depressing hair growth hat that supposedly cured baldness

 

Scrumptious bacon that cooked in a toaster

 

The Poker Face Mask

 

A massive automatic hair dryer

 

The Cone Face which protected makeup from the elements

 

The Baby Dangler

 

Revolver that took a photo every time it was fired

 

The Baby Cage let city kids get fresh air… by hanging out of a window

 

The People Scooper – an attachment for your car

 

Tiny umbrella for smoking on a rain day

 

TV glasses decades before Google Glass, 1960s

Venetian blind sunglasses

 

Mouse scaring machine that made cat noises

 

Tanning vending machines, which provided people with a 30 second spray for ten cents, 1930

 

Pipe for two, 1949

 

Pain free paddle, 1950

 

A terrifying swim mask from the 1920s

 

Inflatable life vests made from old tires

The Turkey Blaster

Portable sauna

Motorized surfboard

The family bicycle equipped with a sewing machine for mom

A pram to protect babies from a toxic gas attack

The single-wheeled motorcycle

The 2 inch television

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